May 2013
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
rnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
“I want you to bite my lip until I can no longer speak
And then suck my ex...”
– Rudy Francisco, “Love Poem Medley” (via barbieandken)
snorlaxatives:
the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
